Cockroach Fantasy

hmm...ever heard b4 tat if u do see a cockroach, it would mean tat the world is coming to an end? ...well think most probably its a rumour... cos i saw the cockroach at my home 2 days back and yet this world is still suviving todae...lol... well this cockroach fantasy of mine really gave mi a damn tough time.... it started off when i was abt to turn in the night into my bedroom to slp.. then of a sudden... dunno from where a black thingi flew from my living room into my bedroom... at first i tot is some funny bee.... then upon a closer look... alas its a cockcroach sia... and so my natural instinct is to drive it out of my bedroom... if not hw am i gonna to slp in peace... and so mi started to drive the cockroach out of the room... but regardless of hw i try to drive it out of the room, it juz dun wan to exit the door, and so it juz keep running and flying around in my bedroom... make me chase lik hell up and down.. and sweating all over... geez mi was abt to slp leh.. and nw is sweating lik crazy... grrr... cos mom said cant kill any insects at nite.. so no choice cant use the insectiside... lan lan hav to manually "invite" it out of the room... and after 10 mins of running up and down.. mi had enuf... an idea struck mi... i decide to search for a transparent empty box to capture it and slowly toture it for as long as i want... hmm...mi sound rather sadist rite... guess no choice.... who ask the cockroach to disturb my slp first... and so mi got myself a transparent box and after a few mins manage to catch it... geez.. it isnt easy u noe.... cos it keep running up and down into small areas tat mi couldnt reach... lik under my bed.... on top of the ceiling... on top of my curtains.... geez...

and so when this little fugitive is being caught... mi decided to take a few pics of it using my hp... think the cockroach feel lik a famous pop star... having many pics and shots of it taken....grrr... and so here are the few pics of it....

oya i oso discover smth interesting about cockroach... tat if u actually do dare to eat it, it would taste very very tasty... and hw do u go abt cooking it... well u hav to use ancient methods like first capturing it in ur hands, then rip off its head and pull out it guts... only then u place the cockroach on top of a hot charcoal... and the wings of the cockroach would then be like the feathers of a bird which would slowly get heated up and meltz away.... well u may be thinking... hw come i knew abt cooking cockroach... well cos my mum is the 1 who cooks and captures the cockroach in her kampong days when she's still a child... and she told mi tat she has grown fond of playing wif cockroaches and cooking and eating them... and says tat they are very tasty... geez... heng mi never inherit this trait... futhermore mom says tat the shit of the cockroaches hav medicinal property!! and says tat they are used in traditional chinese medicine TCM to treat flu.... geez man...

think this entry is rather long... hmm so to sum it up... this little fugitive managed to escape... i oso dunno hw it escape... perhaps the box is uneven, i.e. it is tilt or bent to 1 side... leaving a lobang at the other corner... well guess next time it would bring its wife and children to pay mi a visit... but pls come in the morning hor... dun come at nite... i nid to slp one... and so any1 interested to eat cockroaches? mi can gladly be ur chef and ur cockroach hunter:)