well...perhaps by now some of you all may hav guessed who's ET-001... haha he's not veri hard to guess...rather prominent in cbe and who's on GIP now:).... well he's quite happening here in shanghai... although i'm not staying wif him in the same apartment...(phew... but can still get news abt him...cos he's too popular le... and my apartment mate, cz juz nice, she oso same company as him....)...
so the story goes like this.... well... juz a brief update... for those who dunno.... ET-001 does not stay wif any of us.... he stay wif his MAE fren of which the rest of the apartment are all MAE students... so he onli noe his MAE fren, all the other MAE fren he doesnt noe...in total there's 5 MAE's.... well a bit sad for him... but happy for myself...lol:)
so lets start off wif the first thing... first of all the most impact and lasting joke abt him is regarding his mac notebook.... well as some of u all may noe... he juz bought a mac book not too long ago back in singapore and so he brought it wif him over here to sh... so he's using it in his work place in the company... well but the way he using it is over too extreme.... first of all in the office... he veri scared tat other ppl will dirty his notebook... so every time a person gets near his notebook... he will try to act very concern and cautious...rather panic tat any single particle or dust may drop onto his mac screen.... wa biang....he think his notebook make of diamond ar...... then he will use tissue paper..(opened up) to lay a layer over his mouse... so as to protect it... and well if its some intelligent mac mouse, its reasonable..can understand... but its juz some jia ba lan brand.... so everydae he will take some tissue paper to cover his mouse and so can imagine him scrolling and clicking on the tissue paper...over cautious sia....
then comes the food... come on lah... food here is veri safe de... dun understand y so scared will kena stomachache... if kena then kena la... not as if will die lik dat... haiz... so the first few days here in sh... he dun dare to eat outside food... those on the street 1... so if u dun dare to eat..then its ur dai ji.... then dun bother other ppl la... where got ppl eatin halfway then he suddenly pop a qn... " you not scared if kena diahrea meh"... geez... think every1 so scared lik u meh.... haiz... well next comes another classic issue.... haiz... throw our guys face sia.... well this event happens at his company dinner... (rem? got 1 of my apartment mate, cz who so suey to kena the same company as him? ) well so she was oso there wif ET-001 at their company annual dinner....so they were all sat at a round table wif many other big boss.... as so as per normal... the big bosses will cheers wif the new interns the red wine... well aparently... ET-001 scared to drink the red wine... saying he will get drunk or cannot take the taste.... come on lah... juz red wine onli... will die meh... its not any hard liquor lor... well so wat he does when the boss cheers wif him... he juz pretend to take a sip... then store in his mouth... dun dare to gulp down tat small sip....dotz man.... well even the gals drank finish the whole cup of red wine... haiz... some more he even ask cz whether want to change the wine to coke... wa kao.... the whole table every1 drinking wine lah... where got so off de... drink wat coke sia... so in the end cz bo chap him and continue her red wine..then ET juz lan lan store tat sip in his mouth... geez....
well another update abt him is saying tat he's very touchy.... cos he staying wif a whole grp of MAE guys then.. the nearby apartment oso got a grp of GIP gals staying together... so wat happen is... ET juz got to noe them onli for a few days...then he become super touchy... go and get super close to the gals... touch here and there... the hands and wat ever la.... omg... think the gals in cbe will oso agree to tat or may hav even witness or heard abt it... lik issues back in singapore happening to some cbe gals....
then in his office... he super damn slacker... ppl so busy yet he free until nothing to do... every dae on the com juz watch guan lan gao shou.. (basketball anime/show)... sucks sia.. then watch you tube anime.... well tats fine... but not until the extreme tat even when the boss walk pass he juz continue watchin the anime... as though nth happen like dat... wtf... want ppl to condemn NTU students again meh...haiz... at least see boss come muz wayang a bit ma... no wonder ppl say his EQ damn low sia....
oya another update from his apartment mate... they all oso throw ET-001 aside de... lik when they eat... ET dun join them... dunno y he dun wan join them oso... and oso the rest oso gather in a room to chit chat... then left ET alone... he juz stay in his own room watch anime... geez sia... then whenever his apartment mates wanna share smth...like purchasing some common stuff... lik perhaps washing powder or pizza or anyhing... he juz dun wan to join in de... well...tats his life back in his apartment...(haha mi too lazy to type the 001... so juz type ET le)....
ok think this article getting a bit long le.... mi oso gotta slp le...nw already 1am le ...tmr still nid to wake up early to work lor... mi not ET...who so free can watch anime in office de.... then some more too shag le.. when to clubbing yest and KTV till 6am... so slpt rather little... then guess today muz try to slp more... oya here in shanghai is snowing... and its reported tat china is nw facing the biggest snow disaster in a decade.... well aparently its so big tat in suzhou... you can build an ice man out from the snow.. and there's jam and flight delay everywhere in beijing... haha the snow is fun..but it too many days then it gets a bit sianz... cos too cold le.... oya mi travelling durin the cny break....will update more abt things happening and ET in the next few articles...gtg zZzzZZ..:)
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